Another incident proving the grace and goodness of God:
I left my keys in the lock last night, all night. I'm grateful nothing happened.
Another incident proving the power of words:
Goodbyes, no matter how "inconsequential," should never be made in anger or frustration, without a sincere, "I love you." A shoutout in the presence of the blogospherians to the keeper of my heart: Christopher Krycho, I love you!
In conclusion, leaving keys and leaving angry are pains that I be-leave we must a-leave-iate. I'll leave you with that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It was wide open, and I had to do it!
But, dear reader, if you had an inkling of the extent of my weirdness, this probably didn't catch you off guard.