Inside this box you'll find the same deliciously gooey macaroni & cheese dinner you know and love... in fact, raise our new box above your head and announce to the whole store that you love it. Because you know you do.
Imagine how hilarious that would be.
Person walks over to the box in the grocery store, picks it up, reads it.
"I LOVE THIS!!!!!"
Person walks away.
Also, guess what? Our microwave has gone crazy. Keep it plugged in long enough, and it will spaz out sometime after 2 pm (or maybe I'm just imagining things) by spouting, "2! 2! 22222222!" After awhile you're like, okay, I get it, 2! and unplug it in wrath.
Bet your microwave doesn't do that!